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Who should open toilets?

31st October 2011 @ 7:07am – by Audlem Webteam
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With Audlem's splendidly refurbished toilets now fully operational, thoughts are turning to an official opening.


A short list of celebrities is being drawn up. For such an important village event, any old celebrity simply will not do. Fame, yes, but relevance too is a prime requirement.


Singer Lou Read would make the opening 'Just a Perfect Day' but could this Lou compete with Lou Rawls, American soul, blues and jazz singer. Frank Sinatra once said that Rawls had "the classiest singing and silkiest chops in the singing game’ Yes, indeed, we need Lou Rawls in those loos every day!


But nearer to home, if Glasgow can be described as such, current 'Strictly' star Lulu is so aptly named – so much so she could open both ladies and gents.


Amongst the political candidates, any Privy Councillor will do while from the world of comedy, W C Fields would have been perfect, but for his dying sixty four years ago.


Looking back across the Atlantic, Donald Trump and Whoopi Goldberg could get here quickly enough with the help of a following wind. (Ed: That's enough daft names, get to the point)


We are looking for suggestions from you. Who should cut the ribbon? Get those thinking caps on. We want to hear from you.


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