How to Cook the Turkey

Ed: One member of the team cooked the Turkey this year according to the following instructions. Guess which one?

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!