Giddy up horsey

With our recently published poems going down so well, it was a racing cert the webteam would be inundated with poems (and much else) yesterday on a topical national story. Our favourite?

Horsey horsey don't you stop
Or you'll end up in a Tesco shop
Your tail goes swish, the wheels go round
Giddy up horsey, you're a quarter pound

One concerned reader asked what to do as he'd just eaten one of the named burgers and still had a bit between his teeth.

A representative of the local Medical Practice Patient Participation Panel and AudlemOnline webteam member feels we should, however, emphasise the more serious side of the story. He advises everyone to watch what they eat: so go buy your Grand National tickets now.

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