Christmas Joke of the Day

Now that all the crackers have been pulled we thought a joke might be appropriate as Thought of the Day – our apologies in advance!

"Spirit of Boxing Day: It was just after Christmas and the judge was in a festive mood. He asked the prisoner in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
The prisoner replied, 'Doing my sales shopping too early.'
'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'
'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner."

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