Today, so we are told, is officially the most depressing of the year – Blue Monday.
Officially? Well, that seems to mean that there is a mathematical formula said to prove the case, which we are delighted to publish:
Where W is weather; d is debt (but we don’t know what D is); T is the time since Christmas; q is the time since failing our New Year’s resolutions; M is ‘’love motivation levels’, whatever they are, and N is the need to take action. And we don't what the little 'a' is either!
We think this is a formula that may have been more familiar to Brian Epstein than Albert Einstein, but the newspapers are full of ideas for beating the Blue Monday blues.
So here’s our 10 suggestions for some local ones. You may well want to add to the list – these are simply our first thoughts:
Indeed, looking at the list, other ideas are already coming to mind – a Jinja Bake cake, for instance, or a good book from Enya's at Hoc's Fat Pigeon.
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