Audlem Lass mystery booking

The new boat Audlem Lass, which will ply the canal from 22nd April, has received a mysterious booking that emanated from an address in London SW1. The enquirer was particularly keen to stress confidentiality and the tightest possible security arrangements.

It appears that a group of young men wish to hold an unusual stag party before a high-profile wedding at the end of this month. Their arrival initially would be via RAF helicopters into the Overwater Marina. From there, it's onto Audlem Lass for the canal trip to Hack Green and the Secret Bunker. 

That venue, of course, prides itself on providing a secure stag party venue away from the prying cameras of the Paparazzi with photographic access limited to Hello magazine only.

In an exclusive interview, Avril Fouliere, Audlem Online's naval correspondent, revealed that she will be the coxswain of Audlem Lass on the day – which must remain a closely guarded secret – and said she cannot wait. She thinks W... and H... (for security reasons we have had to avoid using their real names) will prove to be wonderful passengers. 

She also promised to give them the ride of their lives.

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