Thought of the Day

There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again!

Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.

Jasper Carrott

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