Thought of the day

Oxymorons:

We are not anticipating any emergencies.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Act natural.

This report is filled with omissions.

I can't remember having a more memorable time.

No one goes to that restaurant anymore, it's always too crowded.

By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.

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