Thought of the Day

A few Thoughts for Today:

• The things that come to those who wait are maybe the things left by those who got there first.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
• When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.
• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.
• Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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