Thought of the Day

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters.

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

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