Ten Commandments for Seniors

Ten Commandments for Seniors

(or Keep taking the Tablets)

1. Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.

2. "In style" are the clothes that still fit.

3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.

4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is: "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6. "On time" is when you get there.

7. You've noticed people your age are much older than you.

8. Ageing has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

9. You still haven't learned to act your age and I hope you never will.

10. "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

Editor's note
The lady wife happened to catch sight of this article while it was being set up.
I had forgotten that her maiden name was the good Yorkshire name "Senior" and she immediately jumped to the conclusion that the list was directed at her, and she objected strongly to items 6 and 8 in particular.
Which is why this article is being edited from the Dog House.