Poem of the Day

Ed: Many thanks to Geraint Davies who sent in this very unusual poem

First: "A Very Descript Man" by J.H.Parker

I am such a dolent man,
I eptly work each day;
My acts are all becilic,
I've just ane things to say.
My nerves are stung, my hair is kempt,
I'm gusting and I'm span;
I look with dain on everyone
And am a pudent man.
I travel cognito and make
A delible impression;
I overcome a slight chalance,
With gruntled self-possession
My dignation would be great
If I could digent be;
I trust my vagance will bring
An astrous life for me.

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