LLLovely is Back!

I shall not have a chocolate 'til Feb
I'm following a diet on the web
It says run twice a day
Eat sawdust and hay

I shall not have a chocolate 'til Feb!
I shall not have a snickers 'til Feb
I can buy smaller knickers instead
After all the Christmas fun
Look at the size of me bum

I shall not have a chocolate 'til Feb!
It's the third week of me plan in Jan
I have ran and ran and ran
I feel almost dead
I've took to me bed

I might not have a chocolate 'til Feb
I went down to LLLovely today
I'd just finished my sawdust and hay
I enjoyed all the chat
AM I REALLY THAT FAT?

I could have a chocolate in Jan
All days at LLLovely are green
Eat it quickly it will never be seen

Oh the LLLovely choc.......I have a mental block......It's really myrock......I'll buy a bigger frock

I WANT MY 'LLLOVELY' CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW!

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