Audlem WI Survive the Referendum!

With the surprise outcome of the recent referendum, come huge unanswered questions.

• Will French Connection have to be renamed French Disconnection?
• Will Baguettes, Croissants, Ciabattas and Paninis be made illegal?
• Will Brie and Camembert be only available on the Black Market?
• Will Brussel Sprouts be renamed Westminster Growths?

Fortunately we have now been given permission to keep the Kohinoor diamond because we are going to need the money, and we are all waiting for Adele to make a break-up song for Brexit, which is bound to be a hit, so let's turn our thoughts towards more fun times.

Audlem WI have been able to acquire, at great expense, the services of 'The Back Row' singers and they will be performing for all on Thursday July 7th at 7.30 pm in the Scout and Guide Hall for the ridiculously low price of £4.50 and – wait for it – a glass of Prosecco will be included!

Back Row are renowned for their close-harmony singing of old and new favourites, humorous songs (not forgetting the props!) and more. They play music from many countries using hurdy-gurdies, fiddles, recorders, crumhorns, guitars and instruments you may never have seen in your life before!

We will be holding a 'Grand Raffle' which includes vouchers from The Flower Divas, Oxtail and Trotter, Mr Lllovely and Audlem Dry Cleaners alongside many other prizes.

Tickets are available from Judy at Williams newsagents and in the event of any problems getting tickets, please contact Lin Nicholas on 01270 812400. She has her own speedy railway delivery service, so you can be guaranteed a swift response!

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