Thought of the Day

If, like many, including one member of the web team, subjecting themselves to a Dry January period of abstinence – and that don't mean simply sticking to Dry Martinis, we understand – a few thoughts on Drink to amuse:

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her."

W.C. Fields

"I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."

Dean Martin

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