Alternative Thought of the Day

AudlemOnline hasn't heard from the good Colonel for a while so we were delighted to find him alive and well with this message. He said:

"Whatho, old boy. I thought you blighters down there might appreciate the odd contribution for your new slot. Well here's a thought I had the other day that you could publish:

"Why is it when madmen hear voices, they are always telling them to go out and kill women? Why don't they ever tell them to do something useful, like cut my hedge or give the wife a hand with the washing up?"
Tallyho
The Colonel

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