AoL Editors get lucky!

Below is (exactly) as received in a recent EMail. Now each of us knows it isn't him, but each of us is now suspiciously eyeing the others – waiting to spot lifestyle changes as a result of a sudden wealth surge.

We were surprised to learn that there is someone out there sharing a surname with "editor@audlem.org", although it could be our long lost Uncle Albert, who went to join the Californian Gold Rush, and is believed to have changed his name after he made his fortune, either to "Soros", or "Zuckerberg" or possibly "editor@audlem.org" .

The AudlemOnline Editors have of course lost no time in setting up an appropriate untraceable and untaxed account on the island of Rockall to receive the promised trillions.

Once this arrives we will set AudlemOnline up as a tech giant on a par with Google, Facebook etc etc and therefore won't have to pay any tax to anybody.

From then on, communications to the editor should be addressed to
Penthouse Suite
Palms Casino Resort
Las Vegas

(This address will also find the Editors' wives, if they insist on relocating with us to the most expensive hotel in the World).

We will also keep our readers informed.....

E-mail received (addressed to editor@audlem.org)

Dear Friend,

I am the financial adviser to one of my late client who bear the same surname as yours he passed away recently in a London hospital, due to the Corona virus Pandemic and all effort to locate his family, relative and next of kin proved abortive, Hence his bank where he had deposited huge sum of money have giving me an ultimatum of ten days to produce his next of kin and failure to do so will mean automatic forfeiture his funds and it will be move to government as unclaimed funds. Therefore, even if you are not his next of kin, I'd advise you to use this opportunity and make money, I will present you to the bank as the next of kin so whatever documents that will be required from you, I will provide it to you all I need from you is your cooperation. in your reply to me do get back to me with your contact details below.

WhatsApp number: -Direct Mobile: -will fasten our communication. Thank for your understanding I wait in anticipation for kind and swift response on the above-mentioned subject matter.

Regards.

Den Andrew.