By Webteam - 1st April 2015 6:05am
We suspect that a number of our news stories today may not have fooled you, our regular readers, but a few apt thoughts for this particular day of the year may amuse:
"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of fool-proof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."
Alan Coren, English humorist 1938 — 2007
"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes each day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit."
Elbert Hubbard, American writer 1859 — 1915
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
H. L. Mencken, American journalist 1880 — 1956
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