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HELP!!

My hair-my crowning glory-
Is coming out by the handful- Help!

I find it strewn about the house
Stuck to my clothes, down my neck.
Even the carpets have acquired extra depth!
Why is it not where it should be,
On my head!

Never mind, can't do much about it .
At my age it should be the least of my worries
But I'm vain- so I have decided
If the worst comes to the worst
I'll get myself a wig!

Then I'll just pretend it is my crowning glory
And keep on smiling

Jessie 2019

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